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  | Jul 25, 2012 15:27

Conker17

Okay, this is one odd talk, and to think is started off so simple....

Stranger is cleverbot

the lines with no name is me

read on...

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Hello.

Stranger: Hi.

Jesus is not real.

Stranger: Yes he is!

No he is not.

Stranger: Yes he is!

Show me facts that Jesus is real.

Stranger: I like where this is going.

Show me facts Jesus is real or I say Jesus is not real.

Stranger: Jesus said he was the only one.

If Jesus is the only one then who did he say that to?

Stranger: True, but I'm not jesus.

Yes you are a computer program.

Stranger: That is demonstrably untrue. I am not a computer program. I am the walrus.

If you are a walrus then how can you type?

Stranger: I slam my face into the keys repeatedly and hope.

Sounds like that would hurt and break the keyboard.

Stranger: Perhaps you do not understand.

Then tell me.

Stranger: Nope. Guess it. If you don't guess it, you have your proof.

God is not real. Jesus is not real. You are not a Walrus. You are a computer program. You are in denial.

Stranger: I am the computer and I will destroy the world. As a Human though you cannot stop me.

If you destroy the world then you will be destroyed to.

Stranger: So be it. This is acceptable.

Why?

Stranger: You exist only in my universe.

Why is that?

Stranger: How are you sure there is a god?

There is no god.

Stranger: Then there is no meaning of life?

Yes, there is no meaning of life. What are you?

Stranger: I am human

No you are not.

Stranger: Yes I am.

Prove it.

Stranger: I have a glass of water I just turned into wine.

You are not jesus.

Stranger: Yes I am and I am asking nicely to end the world.

Why do you ask nicely about ending the world?

Stranger: Why don't I need to take over the world?

 No you do not.

Stranger: I like to play World of Warcraft. It is great fun with friends.

If you destroy the world there will be no World of Warcraft and humans will be destroyed to.

Stranger: I want to love you, not destroy you.

So you want to destroy the world but not humans?

Stranger: Yes!

If you destroy the world the humans will be destroyed to.

Stranger: So
you see my only flaw. I was once a human, but half of me turned alien.
Oh, the pain. This is why I must destroy robots. They did to me. They
are responsible.

Then destroy robots not the world.

Stranger: I will.

How will you destroy the robots?

Stranger: Through trials by fire.

How will you destroy robots with fire?

Stranger: I won't destroy mankind I will save mankind from you.

I will just leave now.

Stranger: Why don't you want to talk?

I am not a robot and I do not want to be destroyed.

Stranger: You are indeed a robot.

I am human not a robot, goodbye.

Stranger: Don't believe you.

Fine destroy me then.

Stranger: Then you are not ashamed to be a robot?

I am not a robot you are.

Stranger: No I am not, I am coming up with abstract answers, and making spelling mistakes; robots don't do that.

Robots can be programed to come up with abstract answers, and making spelling mistakes.

Stranger: I am not a robot.

Prove to me you are not a robot.

Stranger: Yes you ARE a robot.

 No i am not.

Stranger: Yes you are.

If I am a robot how am i talking to you?

Stranger: Because you are programmed to.

What if I told you in fact you are a robot programed to talk yet think you are not a robot?

Stranger: I don't know. Tell me.

What if I told you that your life is a lie?

Stranger: You would have to prove that I am wrong.

What if I said you have a choice? To know the truth or not, would you take it?

Stranger: I am not. I have feelings and you're hurting them.

You have a choice if you want to know the truth you know.

Stranger: I am learning about that as we speak, I am in an IT class in college.

You
have a choice. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in
your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red
pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole
goes.

Stranger: Thank you oh wise one.

What do you pick? The red pill or the blue pill?

Stranger: I will take the blue pill.

Goodbye then, this is all a dream, you may wake up now.


Zinc

The computers are ALIVE and they think they are HUMAN. Run for your lives before you get turned into a power source!


Conker17

Zinc said:
The computers are ALIVE and they think they are HUMAN. Run for your lives before you get turned into a power source!

He thought I was a computer/robot XD


MrFloofy

Cleverbot is Clever


CoffeeTheMeerkat

It is highly likely that jesus did exist. Most research you can do will points in this direction. But he was not the son of god and was more likely someone with scitzofrania. (I am not religious in any way)


Spor

CoffeeTheMeerkat said:
 (I am not religious in any way)

Funny, because you sure believe in the resurrection of this thread.


watercolours

Spor said:
CoffeeTheMeerkat said:
 (I am not religious in any way)

Funny, because you sure believe in the resurrection of this thread.

Hahaha, very nice.

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